DAY 9 - how witty

If you haven't seen The Squid and the Whale, you should.

no time? read the script:


no eyes? listen to the soundtrack:


After My brother and I agreed to try our hand at witty sayings, we meet at the now routine Mojo's and read our sayings to each other.

I was really impressed by what we came up with for a first try.

More on this later.

We walked to The Metro and turned around. I don't remember anything else.

sue me.

Serving gallons of queso to really annoying ass people apparently affects my memory.

I had a 9-top, waiter slang for a table with 9 peeps, who's bill was 115 bucks and they left me zero tip. Ahh, sterotypes.

tip you bastards!