Semantical

Murphy Will Kill you

Catchphrase Will Make Enemies

My Current Food Envy - Hummus

A quick google search
Don't read the blog, I just like their definition.

Billy Wilder on I.A.L. Diamond

This is a clip that someone has decided to translate into Spanish.

If you know:
1)Where it's from
2)Who decided it should be in Spanish
or
3)Where I can get it on dvd in English

Please place a white briefcase with a pinstripe ascot tied in a sheep shank on my fifth stair. Inside please include a treasure map that leads me to said booty (with ample time allotted for food breaks).

Now, that being said, there is still a free prize in the clip. You will know it when you see it. If you don't, then you don't know me.

Quentin Tarantino Gets Coffee

David Lynch On

Watching movies on a phone:


Product Placement:

The Perfect Steak? Easy Steakhouse Recipe

You can't tell from the picture, I just got a digital camera, but this is the best steak I've ever had.










It's made steakhouse style. What is steakhouse style? Well, it's the style of cooking that a steakhouse uses.Got it?

Here's the recipe.

Master Recipe
2 steaks; cut strip steaks or rib-eyes about 11/2 inches thick, filet mignon, 21/2 inches
2 teaspoons grapeseed or canola oil
Kosher salt

• Remove steaks from refrigerator 2 hours before cooking time. Dry them with a paper towel.

• Preheat oven to 400 degrees, with a rack set in the middle.

• Heat a heavy, cast-iron skillet over medium-high heat, until a few drops of water sprinkled in the hot pan evaporate within 3 seconds.

• Coat the bottom of the pan with 2 teaspoons of grapeseed or canola oil.

• Liberally salt the steaks with kosher salt, about 3/4 teaspoon for each steak.

• Place steaks in pan and sear for 2 minutes on each side, flipping only once with tongs.

• Transfer the steaks, still in the pan, to the oven and roast for roughly 8 to 9 minutes for 11/2-inch steaks to achieve medium-rare (an instant-read thermometer should register between 125 and 130 degrees).

• Let the steaks rest, under a tent of aluminum foil, for 5 minutes before serving.

It's easy and the best thing I've ever had.
I highly recommend you use Prime beef.

Coldtowne Theater Rocks

Just got off stage from my first ever live performance.

I was asked to be in a show where you don't know the other two people, you don't warm up, and you don't talk to the other players before you preform.

<-It felt like this.

IFH Mondays

Mel Gibson's Gay ponytail?

Want to laugh?

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Originally uploaded by krilov

Great Movie

Go watch it again.

Simply Audiobooks Review Coming Soon...

Make your commute enjoyable

Now I have a Machine Gun

Ho Ho Ho